Top Items About Nursery Rhymes

Type	Title	Teaser	Author	Views	Rating
Jokes	Joke about Nursery Rhymes, Limericks and Sex	`Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, Then blew his friend...	Anonymous	129
Jokes	Joke about Nursery Rhymes, Vaginas and Andrew Dice Clay	`There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids Her uterus fell out.` -- Andrew Dice...	Anonymous	95
Jokes	Joke about Semen, Limericks and Andrew Dice Clay	Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G. First comes Betty, then comes Jack, Then comes the goo from Betty`s...	Anonymous	54
Jokes	Joke about Nursery Rhymes, Beastiality and Oral Sex	`Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn`t...	Anonymous	48
Jokes	Joke about Oral Sex, Andrew Dice Clay and Sex	`Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe Suck my dick and swallow slow.` -- Andrew Dice...	Anonymous	42
Jokes	Joke about Nursery Rhymes, Anal Sex and Limericks	`Jack Sprat could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored those flabby...	Anonymous	39
Quotes	Quote about Limericks, Penises and Oral Sex	Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you`ll suck my...	Anonymous	27
Anecdotes	Mozart: Little Star	Mozart, the paragon of musical prodigies, produced one of his most recognizable compositions when he was just five years old.	Anonymous	25
Images	old mcdonald had a farm	...	root	25
Jokes	Joke about Nursery Rhymes, Sheep and Beastiality	`Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep, Blew a horse, licked his feet. She ate his ass so very...	Anonymous	25