While ordering a pizza one day, Yogi Berra was asked whether he would like it cut into four or eight slices. "Better make it four," he replied. "I don't think I can eat eight."
[Among the many classic Yogi bloopers? "The future isn't what is used to be" and "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
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R. L. Crouser, It`s Unlucky to Be Behind at the End of the Game
