Craig Ferguson once visited a 4000-year-old tomb in Scotland with an archeaologist who explained that Viking invaders had visited about a thousand years before and left Runic messages on the wall. 'I said what does it say,' Craig recalled. 'He went, 'Oh..' I said, 'What?' and he said, 'It says Helgeborg has the biggest boobies in Norway!''
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"Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" - 2006
