"Got myself a little mail scale, the kind they weigh postage and cocaine on," Bette Midler once reported. "Unhooked my bra, flopped one of those suckers down... I won't tell ya how much they weigh but it costs $87.50 to send 'em to Brazil... third class!"

[While playing The Paladium in London in 1978, Bette spotted a sign ("We Love Your Tits") -- and thrilled her fans by flashing them from the stage.]