Charles Laughton, famed for his roles in such films as The Hunchback of Notre Dame, liked his male lovers to be young and in desperate need of his money. Why? Because, as he himself once acknowledged, "I have got a face like an elephant's behind!"
[In 2002, K.P. Sreekumar and G. Nirmalan of Kerala Agricultural University, India were awarded an Ig Nobel Prize for a paper (published in Veterinary Research Communications) entitled "Estimation of the Total Surface Area in Indian Elephants."]
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