One year, while suffering from severe depression, Janet Jackson discovered a new treatment: coffee enemas. "Your body cells hold emotions," she explained. "And with the enema you can bring out the sad cells -- or whatever it is."
[Janet also had a number of excellent therapists: her pet giraffe, llama, dogs, and deer. "They were wonderful listeners," she claimed. "And I really felt they understood what I was feeling."]
Sources
M. Moser, Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things
