Steven Wright once developed a crush on a dental hygienist. He soon hatched a plan to spend as much time with her as possible. The plan? While sitting in the waiting room, he ate an entire box of Oreo cookies!
[Without ocean coral on which to sharpen them, a puffer fish's teeth will grow until the animal can no longer open its mouth. When Chris Pischke (a Scottsdale restaurateur) learned that his fish Zorro could no longer eat, he took it to his family dentist, who ground down its teeth with a drill. "He knows me," Pischke said of his beloved fish. "He knows I'm Daddy."]
Sources
Williams Trivia Contest; Arizona Republic, Dec. 2003
