Among David Beckham's nicknames? Becks, Magnificent 7 (his number with Manchester United and England’s national team), Captain Fantastic, Goldenballs, Posh Spouse, Porsche Spice (for his love of cars), and STUPID SPICE (earned after kicking Argentine player Diego Simeone in front of a referee during a must-win match in 1998’s World Cup, prompting his ejection and England's defeat)