"Ear wax or cerumen is produced by everyone. I use a candle, which sucks the wax out from the ear. ... A lot of people think their ears are clean, but they are not really clean. I've seen sawdust, tomato seeds, bits of crayon and all sorts of things sucked out ... The majority of my customers are between their late fifties and their seventies." -- Kerry Dunlop, Australian church minister and part-time ear-wax remover
