In January 2003, Limp Bizkit's bad boy frontman Fred Durst expressed surprise that his budding relationship with one-time teen princess Britney Spears was big news:
"Isn't it amazing how something very simple, pure, sweet and innocent can be blown so far out of proportion?" he mused. "Next time I'll fall in love with a tree."
[Pure and sweet? According to Pamela Anderson, Durst "once told Bob (Kid Rock) to screw Courtney Love for the publicity."]
Sources
LimpBizkit.com; Stuff, July 2003