George Lopez: "I was doing some work at my house and they [Mexican workers] were tenting the house that I had just bought -- I was so proud to be a home owner -- and I'm standing in the front yard and the guy from the tenting company comes around the corner and sees me. And he goes, 'Hey grab the other end. It's not going to put itself on!'"
Sources
Jimmy Kimmel Live - c. March 15, 2005