George Lopez: "One time we were building a fence and we had a cement mixer and there were seven undocumented workers mixing cement. A city car pulls up and all six guys take off except one guy's holding the shovel. The guy comes over and says, 'What's going on here? Are you guys building a fence?' And Mexican dude says, 'No, we're playing. We're playing cement mixer!'"

["Mexicans don't have permits. They go, 'You have a permit?' 'Yeah, I'm permitting you.']