How did Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien respond when his spokeswoman called George W. Bush a "moron"?
(a) He produced a photograph of Bush reading an upside-down book and said, "She may have a point."
(b) He said, "She calls me 'Cretin.' Do you see me getting all upset?"
(c) He accepted her resignation and said that Bush is "not a moron at all."
(d) He held up a photograph of Bush looking through binoculars with the lens caps still on and said, "You tell me, does he look like a moron?"
[The answer (according to New Yorker scribe Paul Slansky) is D.]
Sources
Paul Slansky, The New Yorker
