At school one day, a boy hears the older kids talking about pussy and bitches. The boy is confused and goes to his mother. 'Mom,' he says, 'what's a pussy?' The mother is startled and, thinking quickly, opens a children's dictionary. She finds a picture of a cat and says, 'Son, that is a pussy.' 'Okay,' he says. 'What's a bitch?' The mother, startled again, flips a few pages ahead in the dictionary and finds a picture of a dog. 'Son,' she says, 'that is a bitch.'

Still confused, the boy goes off to find his father, who is watching a baseball game on television. 'Dad,' he says, 'what's a pussy?' The father, who does not want to miss the game, grabs a Penthouse magazine from under the couch and flips it open to the centerfold. Then he grabs a marker and draws a circle around the Playmate's vagina. 'Son,' he says, 'that is a pussy!' Finally the boy is starting to understand what the older boys were talking about. 'Okay, that makes sense,' he says, 'but what's a bitch?' 'A bitch?' his father replies. 'That's everything outside the circle!'