A single man walks into a gay bar and sees a married man sitting by himself. He goes over and buys him man a drink. After a chat, the married man invites him back to his place. As they start getting naked, the married man hears a noise at the door. 'Oh my god,' he says. 'It's my wife! Quick, hide in the closet!'

So the single man is standing in the closet when he hears a little voice: 'Gee, it's dark in here.' He looks around, wondering if he is imagining things when he hears it again: 'Gee, it's dark in here.' 'Shhhh,' he whispers. 'Who are you?' 'That's my mommy and daddy out there,' the little voice says. 'Gee, it's dark in here. I'm scared. I'm gonna scream.' 'No,' the man whispers. 'Please don't scream! I'll give you five dollars if you don't scream.' 'Gee, it's dark in here,' The little boy says. 'I'm pretty scared, I'm gonna scream.' 'Okay, okay,' says the man, 'I'll give you ten dollars if you don't scream.' 'Gee, it's dark in here. I'm REALLY scared, I'm gonna scream...' 'Look kid,' the man says, 'here's $50. That's all I have. It's yours if you promise to be quiet and keep this deal our own little secret.' 'Okay,' says the kid. So the man waits in the closet until he hears the door close, whereupon he jumps out the window and runs down the street.

Later that afternoon, the boy is out shopping with his mother at the mall when he sees a bike in a toy store window. 'Gee,' he says, 'I'd really like that bike.' 'Sorry,' says his mother. 'I can't afford to buy you a bike.' 'That's ok,' he replies. 'I can buy it myself, I have fifty dollars.' 'Where did you get fifty dollars!?' his mother exclaims. 'I'll never tell,' he replies. 'You better tell me where you got that money!' the mother says. 'I'll never tell,' he replies. 'You must have done something bad to get that money,' the mother says. 'I'm taking you to confession so you can tell Father Murphy how you got that money.'

So the little boy is in the confessional. The door closes. 'Gee, it's dark in here,' he says. 'Oh, no,' says Father Murphy, 'let's not start THAT shit again!'