My Jokes

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Ludacris: First Rap

Ludacris wrote his first rap at the tender age of nine. "I`m cool, I`m bad, I might be ten," it ran, "but I can`t...

941 year 23 weeks ago
Edwin Booth: Evening at the Improv

While performing a duel scene in a play one day, Edwin Booth, whose character was supposed to fall down and die, was...

871 year 23 weeks ago
Joey Pants: Celebrity Sighting

In 2006, "Tonight Show" producers sent a correspondent to the Sundance film festival to meet as many stars as possible....

781 year 23 weeks ago
Joke about Crime, Drinking and DUI

A police officer pulls over a man who had been weaving in and out of...

1171 year 23 weeks ago
Joke about Interruptions, Transportation and Trains

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by...

731 year 23 weeks ago
Joke about Puns, Definitions and Transvestites

Definition of a Transvestite:

A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

851 year 23 weeks ago
Joke about Popes, Work and Bosses

Q: What`s the difference between the Pope and your boss?

A: The Pope only expects you to kiss his...

1101 year 23 weeks ago
Joke about Oral Sex, Limericks and Sex

There once was a man from St. Rose,
Whose love life was so full of woes:
He`d go down,...

4011 year 23 weeks ago
Joke about Breasts, Explosions and Toys

There once was a woman named Alice
who used dynamite for a phallus.
It blew her vagina
To South...

1151 year 23 weeks ago
Joke about Jokes, Funny and Death

`More problems with Zarqawi. You know how they [Muslims] believe when you get to heaven you get 72 virgins. Turns out...

1001 year 23 weeks ago