Most Viewed Quotes
| Title | Teaser | Author | Rating | Views |
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| Barack Obama: Funny campaign speech | “A state senate seat in the area where I lived opened up and some people I knew in the community got involved and asked me... | root | 352 | |
| Bret Michaels on his penis | "I`m not going to put John Holmes out of business, but I`m above average. I measured it, just to make sure I wasn`t lying... | root | 273 | |
| Ava Gardner on Frank Sinatra's penis | Frank Sinatra was so well-endowed that one of his wives, Ava Gardner, once remarked that "he only weighs 120, but 100... | root | 178 | |
| a classic speech opener from David Niven | "Tonight I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor`s fifth husband. I know what to do but how do I make it interesting?" -- David... | root | 156 | |
| Quote about Pregnancy, Breasts and Kelly Ripa | `I always say I`m a `32 double A long.`` - Kelly Ripa on her small breasts dropping after... | Anonymous | 148 | |
| Adam Levine on his girlfriend | "We had sex the first night we met." -- Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine on meeting girlfriend Rebecca Ginos on her... | root | 115 | |
| Al Franken: Limo for a Lame-O | "[In 1980] NBC was getting a double drubbing: terrible ratings in prime time and even worse press. Fred Silvemtan, having... | Anonymous | 112 | |
| 50 Cent on being shot | "My voice was completely different... But it's funny, this is the voice that everyone enjoys no | root | 100 | |
| Quote about Fame, Freddie Prinze and George Lopez | `He [George Lopez] called them and said, `How does Woody Woodpecker have a star [on the Hollywood Walk of Fame], and... | Anonymous | 94 | |
| A students & B students | "The A students work for the B students. The C students run the business. And the D students dedicate the buildings."... | root | 92 |