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TriviaA human life in numbers

Life expectancy – 78.5 years or 2,475,576,000 seconds
Words Spoken in Lifetime - 123,205,750
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ImagesSurgical Blooper

Denmark: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife." Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: "It was an unfortunate accident."

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AnecdotesYoung Fabio: Holy Terror

Young Fabio was a mischievous child. "I was very active," he recalled. "I was always in trouble. Always. Always....

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ImagesFunny ad: Heinz Baked Beans

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ImagesKiller Beans

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AnecdotesBilly Joel: Suicide Pledge

Billy Joel once resolved to commit suicide. "I was 21 and I had no prospects," he recalled. "No high-school diploma, my...

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ImagesToxic fumes

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AnecdotesBritney Spears: Fire in the Hole

In March 2002, Britney Spears almost burned down the New York apartment. "Brit had left a candle burning in front of an...

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ImagesDumfart? Let 'er RIP!

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