Top Items About Hospitals

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JokesA pastor visits Tony in the hospital

Tony was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to...

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ImagesSurgical Blooper

Denmark: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife." Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: "It was an unfortunate accident."

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AnecdotesClass Reunion?

In March 1981, president Ronald Reagan was shot in the chest by a would-be assassin (John Hinkley, Jr.) as he left...

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JokesJoke about Health, Jokes and Funny

`Vice President Cheney [a multiple heart attack survivor] has donated two million dollars to the cardiovascular center...

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AnecdotesMajor Aneurism?

In 1997, Dana Carvey underwent open-heart surgery for a blocked artery. Sadly the operation was not an unqualified success.

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TriviaTrivia about Childbirth, Efficiency and Medicine

The average hospital stay in America after giving birth fell from 4.1 days in 1970 to just 2.6 days in 1993.

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JokesJoke about Death, Misunderstandings and Murder

A doctor in a mental hospital called a patient into his office. The man - Mr. James - had recently saved another...

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ImagesFunny Mug Shot

Finished your EKG? Ok, time for your mugshot! lol

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