Top Items About Hospitals
| Type | Title | Teaser | Author | Views | Rating |
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| Jokes | A pastor visits Tony in the hospital | Tony was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to... | root | 260 | |
| Images | LOL | ... | root | 113 | |
| Images | Surgical Blooper | Denmark: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife." Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: "It was an unfortunate accident." | root | 159 | |
| Anecdotes | Class Reunion? | In March 1981, president Ronald Reagan was shot in the chest by a would-be assassin (John Hinkley, Jr.) as he left... | Anonymous | 66 | |
| Jokes | Joke about Health, Jokes and Funny | `Vice President Cheney [a multiple heart attack survivor] has donated two million dollars to the cardiovascular center... | Anonymous | 56 | |
| Anecdotes | Major Aneurism? | In 1997, Dana Carvey underwent open-heart surgery for a blocked artery. Sadly the operation was not an unqualified success. | Anonymous | 55 | |
| Trivia | Trivia about Childbirth, Efficiency and Medicine | The average hospital stay in America after giving birth fell from 4.1 days in 1970 to just 2.6 days in 1993. | Anonymous | 54 | |
| Jokes | Joke about Death, Misunderstandings and Murder | A doctor in a mental hospital called a patient into his office. The man - Mr. James - had recently saved another... | Anonymous | 49 | |
| Images | Funny Mug Shot | Finished your EKG? Ok, time for your mugshot! lol | root | 46 | |
| Images | Funny Ad: Reliable Batteries | ... | root | 36 |