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QuotesMike Huckabee on the Confederate flag controversy

"If someone came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them where to put the pole." -- Mike Huckabee,...

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AnecdotesThe Simpsons responds to George H. W. Bush family values

In January 1992, during a campaign stop at a gathering of the National Religious Broadcasters, George H. W. Bush made...

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AnecdotesPhil Donahue: staircase humor

The term staircase humor refers to the great lines we wish we`d said but thought of too late... Talk show host Phil...

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AnecdotesChimney Sleep?

Mark Twain`s cigar smoking was a constant source of irritation to his wife, Olivia and to many of his friends. The...

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QuotesJohn McCain on wasteful Congressional spending

"The president [George W

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AnecdotesRufus

"The poodle ate in the dining room with the rest of the [Churchill] family. A cloth was laid for him on the Persian...

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QuotesAl Gore jokes about his future in the movies

"I just want to clarify: I have no plans to do a nude scene. I have no intention to do a nude scene. I

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QuotesQuote about Funny, Quips and One-Liners

`This administration is soaring, not sinking... they are re-arranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.` - Stephen...

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AnecdotesFab Three?

In 1989, George Harrison rejected Paul McCartney`s latest proposal for a Beatles reunion. "As far as I`m concerned," he...

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QuotesBarack Obama on Bill Clinton's impact on Election 2008

“My understanding is that President [Bill] Clinton is not on the ballot.” -- Barack Obama on the 2007-2008...

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