Top Items About Limericks

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JokesJoke about Oral Sex, Limericks and Sex

There once was a man from St. Rose,
Whose love life was so full of woes:
He`d go down,...

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JokesJoke about Breasts, Explosions and Toys

There once was a woman named Alice
who used dynamite for a phallus.
It blew her vagina
To South...

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JokesJoke about Oral Sex, Limericks and Sex

In Dublin a pub wench named Taft,
Said, `It`s great to be best at yer craft,
For while aiming to...

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JokesJoke about Nursery Rhymes, Limericks and Sex

`Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni,
Then blew his friend...

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JokesJoke about Mistakes, Bulls and Milk

A young farmer`s helper named Hull,
Accidentally milks a bull.
Says the man, `Boy yer...

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JokesJoke about Lust, Star Trek and Anal Sex

There once was a Vulcan named Spock
Who tried stroking his monstrous cock,
With lust went...

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JokesJoke about Semen, Limericks and Andrew Dice Clay

Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G.
First comes Betty, then comes Jack,
Then comes the goo from Betty`s...

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JokesJoke about Legs, Beards and Pirates

A young lady pirate would say:
`Oh Dearie I`m wastin` away!
The insides of my thighs,
Look just like mince...

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JokesJoke about Breasts, Explosives and Explosions

A sexy young maiden named Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North...

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JokesJoke about Limericks, Penises and Sex

There once was a fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin` his gherkin.
His father said,...

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