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JokesBrad Pitt butt naked

"Yeah, I saw the Brad Pitt pictures. He`s butt naked smoking a cigarette. And the cigarette`s bigger." -- Keenan...

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Jokes2,000 pound bombs...

"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don`t know anything about explosives,...

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Jokes10-pound hamburger

"I read this in the paper today: A restaurant in West Virginia is selling a 10-pound hamburger. It comes with...

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Jokes2 rules for poker players

There are two rules for ultimate success in poker: 1. Never tell everything you know...

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JokesA car hits a Jewish man

"A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, `Are you comfortable?` The guy says: `I make a good...

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JokesBush colonoscopy joke

"Over the weekend, President Bush had his annual physical and he had one of those colonoscopies; now he knows what it...

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JokesBarry Bonds hits two homers

"Yesterday, Barry Bonds moved closer to breaking Hank Aaron’s homerun record by hitting two homeruns in one game....

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JokesJoke about Jokes, Funny and Death

`More problems with Zarqawi. You know how they [Muslims] believe when you get to heaven you get 72 virgins. Turns out...

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JokesJay Leno jokes about California fires

on the eve of the Millennium"On New Year's Eve, my wife and I are going to sit in front of a roaring fire -- Glendale." --...

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Jokes12-week wait for American passports

"The government now says it now takes about 12 weeks for an American to get a passport now. A three-month waiting list if...

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