Top Items About One-Liners
| Type | Title | Teaser | Author | Views | Rating |
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| Jokes | Brad Pitt butt naked | "Yeah, I saw the Brad Pitt pictures. He`s butt naked smoking a cigarette. And the cigarette`s bigger." -- Keenan... | root | 207 | |
| Jokes | 2,000 pound bombs... | "Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don`t know anything about explosives,... | root | 139 | |
| Jokes | 10-pound hamburger | "I read this in the paper today: A restaurant in West Virginia is selling a 10-pound hamburger. It comes with... | root | 118 | |
| Jokes | 2 rules for poker players | There are two rules for ultimate success in poker: 1. Never tell everything you know... | root | 114 | |
| Jokes | A car hits a Jewish man | "A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, `Are you comfortable?` The guy says: `I make a good... | root | 110 | |
| Jokes | Bush colonoscopy joke | "Over the weekend, President Bush had his annual physical and he had one of those colonoscopies; now he knows what it... | root | 105 | |
| Jokes | Barry Bonds hits two homers | "Yesterday, Barry Bonds moved closer to breaking Hank Aaron’s homerun record by hitting two homeruns in one game.... | root | 103 | |
| Jokes | Joke about Jokes, Funny and Death | `More problems with Zarqawi. You know how they [Muslims] believe when you get to heaven you get 72 virgins. Turns out... | Anonymous | 100 | |
| Jokes | Jay Leno jokes about California fires | on the eve of the Millennium"On New Year's Eve, my wife and I are going to sit in front of a roaring fire -- Glendale." --... | root | 100 | |
| Jokes | 12-week wait for American passports | "The government now says it now takes about 12 weeks for an American to get a passport now. A three-month waiting list if... | root | 99 |