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AnecdotesCount Stenbock: Temper Tantrum

In a drunken rage, Count Eric Magnus Andreas Harry Stenbock once attacked a friend with the poker used to stoke the fire....

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ImagesSurgical Blooper

Denmark: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 year old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital, said: "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell. Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife." Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: "It was an unfortunate accident."

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TriviaTrivia about Sleeping, Dumb Laws and Precautions

In Florida it is illegal to doze off under a hair dryer.

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ImagesFlag Burning Moron

American flag: $29
Gallon of gasoline: $2.13
Cigarette ligher: $3
Catching yourself on fire because you're a terrorist asshole... Priceless!

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ImagesMan struck by lightning

Parts of his feet were actually blown off.

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ImagesFunny Ad: Hansaplast Burn Bandages

Is that Justin Hawkins from The Darkness? LOL

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AnecdotesJacques Mbembo, African acrobat

"A burning rope and a grass skirt may be a dangerous combination for the average guy, but they were just part of the act...

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ImagesStar Wars Action Figure

"Owen Lars and Aunt Beru (charred).. Ages 4 and up.."

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ImagesDinner's Ready!

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AnecdotesMakeup Artist

"When I was twelve," Oscar-winning makeup artist John Caglione, Jr. once recalled, "I sent my brother to the emergency room.

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