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AnecdotesMonosyllables

Leonhard Euler was once invited by Frederick the Great to join his Academy in Berlin. Euler accepted and promptly left...

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AnecdotesRonald Reagan: Hollywood President

Secretary of State James Baker once gave Ronald Reagan a briefing book to study before the next day`s World Economic...

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AnecdotesGreatest Living Actor

While testifying in a trial one day, George Arliss described himself as "the world`s greatest living actor." Some time...

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AnecdotesSoulful Explanation

Erasmus was once reproached for having failed to observe the Lenten fast. His reply? "I have a Catholic soul, but a...

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ImagesBrain of a woman

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AnecdotesCaspar Weinblooper

While attending a briefing on NATO nuclear planning in Luxembourg in March 1985, Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger...

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ImagesSkipping work

"I will not be able to make it to the office... there are 20 inches of snow outside. I am attaching a photograph to prove it."

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AnecdotesRound Table

For years, George Burns ate lunch every day at a corner table in the Men`s Grill (at the Hillcrest Country Club in West...

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AnecdotesDorothy Parker: Leaden Excuse

The New Yorker was launched (in 1925) by Harold Ross on a shoestring budget. Indeed, so uncertain were the...

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JokesMitt Romney, typical politician?

Jay Leno, August 8, 2007: "Presidential candidate Mitt Romney was asked to explain why none of his five sons are in the...

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