Top Animals jokes

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Joke about Animals, Goats and Beastiality

A man from the IRS knocks on a door and see it opened by a little boy. The man asks the boy where his mother is. `She`s...

Anonymous67
Psychotic squirrels in Germany

"There’s something crazy going on in Germany. Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are...

root61
Sick Xerox paper joke

"The Xerox company announced that they have created a new kind of paper that kills fewer trees. A spokesman said,...

root59
Joke about Fashion, Drunkenness and Pets

Top Ten Questions Paris Hilton Asked Herself Before Buying A Monkey:

Will I still want a monkey when I`m...

Anonymous55
Joke about Puns, Animals and Prostitutes

As a koala gets up to leave a tavern one night, the barkeep tells him that if he`s looking for a good time, there`s a...

Anonymous55
Adam Sandler: Friend`s Best Man

On June 22, 2003, Adam Sandler married his model/actress girlfriend, Jackie Titone. The best man - the son of an actor -...

Anonymous51
monkey on a plane?

"There was a guy in New York who got arrested for smuggling a monkey onto a plane. I can’t get four ounces of shaving...

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Joke about Mistakes, Bulls and Milk

A young farmer`s helper named Hull,
Accidentally milks a bull.
Says the man, `Boy yer...

Anonymous46
Steve Irwin: Snake Bite

Steve "the Crocodile Hunter" Irwin once saw an Indian man get bit on the toe by a snake. "I never go anywhere...

Anonymous44
Joke about Revenge, Eyes and Zoos

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As...

Anonymous42