Top Animals quotes

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John McCain on wasteful Congressional spending

"The president [George W

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WWI trenches infested with rats

"The dugouts in this part of the line were infested with rats. They would frequently walk over one when asleep. I was...

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Quote about Death, Animals and Falls

`Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of...

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Angelina Jolie: Gift for Oddity

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt grew very close during the production of Doug Liman`s Mr....

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Is Israel using pigs to ward off Islamic terrorists?

"According to the Muslim faith, a terrorist who touches a pig is not eligible for the 70 virgins in heaven." -- Hebrew...

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Cate Blanchett on pouring salt on slugs and snails

“They all started to foam and bubble… I buried them in a mass grave.” -- Cate Blanchett on pouring salt on seventy...

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Quote about Dogs, Pets and Animals

`How I found a dog with my exact personality, who likes to dress up, sit on the bed, and watch Law & Order, I`ll never...

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Quote about Pets, Animals and Extravagance

`My little weenie dogs fly first class [vacationing with the rest of the family] and I stay back and work on `The...

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Alan Alda: Taxidermist

When Alan Alda`s dear dog died, a friend suggested that he have it stuffed (so he would "always have him"). Alda...

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Kate Beckinsale on giving her daughter’s pet away

“He wouldn’t stop masturbating and humping his bowl.” -- Kate Beckinsale on giving her daughter Lily’s pet rabbit to their cleaning lady

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