Top Cars jokes

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Dumb Luck

"Two gangsters, James Gallo and Joe Conigliaro, set out to murder a stool pigeon, Vinny Ensulo, alias Vinnie Ba Ba,...

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"Buy a Porsche, Hextall, buy a porsche!"

Starting in the late `80s, New York Rangers fans began heckling Philadelphia Flyers goalie Ron Hextall with the line: "Buy...

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Steve Martin loses his virginity

Steve Martin: “Stormy Sherk, later to become an enormously successful Christian author and proselytizer under her married...

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Spoken from the Heart

"`Twas Sir Everard Digby`s ill fate to suffer in the Powder plott [the plot to blow up the English Houses of Parliment...

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Jude Law: Best-Dressed?

During the filming of Anthony Minghella`s Cold Mountain (2003) in Romania, Jude Law was involved in a scuffle with...

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Punctured Ego?

While cruising in his brand new $200,000 Mercedes-Benz armoured car in August 2002, South African Zulu king...

Anonymous49
Vanessa Branch: Close Call

Vanessa Branch: "When I was 20, I traveled through Tibet into Nepal for two weeks... Now I look back and think, God, it...

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1972 Cadillac

At the height of his success, Isaac Hayes (famed for his role as "Shaft") purchased a gold-plated 1972 cadillac. Hayes...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Man of the People

In October 2002, Arnold Schwarzenegger returned the Ferrari Spider which he had recently purchased, explaining that it...

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Manufacturing Mistakes

"If you think supply-chain management is a boring topic, listen to one of Hau Lee`s talks. Within minutes, the professor...

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