Top Cars jokes
Title | Teaser | Author | Views | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bush driving without a seatbelt | "President Bush was caught driving his truck without his seatbelt, the other day, at the ranch. That wasn’t even... | root | 70 | |
| Jay Leno: The Telegram | Jay Leno: "Having a brother in Vietnam was, of course, a very frightening experience, as many families know. All you can... | Anonymous | 54 | |
| Joke about Celebrities, Jokes and Funny | `Let`s start off with some good news - North Korea has agreed [in Sept. 2005] to halt their nuclear weapons program. The... | Anonymous | 53 | |
| Steven Wright - fire hydrant factory | "I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn`t park anywhere near the place." -- Steven... | root | 48 | |
| Rita Rudner: White Car | Rita Rudner ("I only like cars because they take me to clothes") was once asked what kind of car she drove. "I have a... | Anonymous | 46 | |
| Bush visits Albania | "Over the weekend [mid June 2007], President Bush visited Albania. And everywhere his motorcade drove, he was greeted... | root | 45 | |
| Joke about Funny, Absurdity and Misunderstandings | `I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said `pet supplies`. So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that... | Anonymous | 44 | |
| Joke about Celebrities, Complaints and Incompetence | If Microsoft Built Cars 1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you`d have to buy a new car.... | Anonymous | 42 | |
| Joke about Crime, Dummies and Automobiles | A blonde phoned police to report that someone had broken into her car. `They`ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,... | Anonymous | 41 | |
| Joke about Funny, Absurdity and Automobiles | `I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.` - Steven... | Anonymous | 39 |
