Top Children jokes

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First Impressions

For his role as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins perfected many creepy...

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Idealistic parents dress their child in trackpants

"Mr Anderegg [in Nerds: Who They Are and Why We Need More of Them] tells a funny and moving story of one of his patients, a...

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Paul McCartney: Good Father

"Paul McCartney, who has joint custody, never allows his work to interfere with his time with Bea [his...

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Spoken from the Heart

"`Twas Sir Everard Digby`s ill fate to suffer in the Powder plott [the plot to blow up the English Houses of Parliment...

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Brooklyn Beckham: Booboo

Taking a cue from his father (a semi-pro soccer player himself), David Beckham had Brooklyn kicking balls the moment he was able to walk. In fact, Brooklyn (who was soon wearing soccer gear to bed) took to the game before he even had a ball. One day, shortly after learning to stand, Brooklyn spotted a solid round object on the kitchen floor and, before David realized what he was doing, took a few uneasy steps and belted it as hard as he could. Though David consoled the crying boy, he could not stop himself from laughing: Brooklyn had wound up and kicked a large can of baked beans.

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Freudian Quip

In his capacity as a comedian on "You Bet Your Life" Groucho Marx interviewed many of the show`s participants. He...

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Simla Accord

On July 2nd, 1972, Indira Gandhi and Zulfikar Ali Bhutto signed the Simla Accord, committing their warring nations (India...

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Young McDormand

"We moved every couple of years until the seventh grade, when we moved to Monessen, Pennsylvania," Frances McDormand...

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Coal Burning

When Nathan Birnbaum was growing up on Manhattan`s Lower East Side, New Yorkers used coal to cook and to heat their homes.

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Olsen Twins, Inc

When Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen`s first TV movie trounced "60 Minutes" in the ratings, their lawyer, Robert...

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