Top Children jokes

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Old jokes about empty nesters

Judith Salkin in The Desert Sun (Palm Springs, CA): "There are a couple of old jokes about empty nesters. In the...

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Ludacris: First Rap

Ludacris wrote his first rap at the tender age of nine. "I`m cool, I`m bad, I might be ten," it ran, "but I can`t...

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Jim-Bob Duggar has 17th child

"Yesterday, former Arkansas state representative, a man named Jim-Bob Duggar, and his wife had their 17th child, and...

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Joke about Nursery Rhymes, Vaginas and Andrew Dice Clay

`There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out.`
-- Andrew Dice...

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Differences Between Men & Women

MONEY

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he...

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Joke about Parenting, Parents and Questions

Little Johnny came running into the house one day and asked, `Mommy, can little girls have babies?` `No,` she said....

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Britney Spears whitens son's teeth

"Britney Spears is in trouble again. She took her 22-month-old son to the dentist to have his teeth whitened....

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Elle Macpherson's baby

"In reference to Elle Macpherson`s pregnancy: The couple say they don`t care if it`s a boy or a girl, as long as it has...

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Young Allison DuBois

When she was six years old, Allison DuBois attended her great-grandfather`s funeral. Shortly after going to bed, she...

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Britney Spears food joke

"The New York Post reports that Britney Spears often feeds her children soda, candy, ice cream, and Doritos. Or as...

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