Top Computers quotes

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Quote about Government, Efficiency and Paper

`Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have...

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Quote about Government, Telephones and Incompetence

`Experts tell us that if the Millennium Bug is not fixed, when the year 2000 arrives, our financial records will...

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Is Ours a Virtual World?

John Tierney in The New York Times: "Until I talked to Nick Bostrom, a philosopher at Oxford University, it never occurred...

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Jenna Fischer - Behind The Scenes

"I have a myspace page. That`s what I do.. I answer email, I shop online, and I cruise myspace. I talk to my fans...

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Quote about Funny, Language and Poetry

George Carlin: `I`m a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural...

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Quote about Complaints, Dating and Seduction

`It`s f*cking making me so mad. The technology is f*cking me. All I know is that I`m not going to f*cking win the heart...

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Quote about Celebrities, Theft and Copyright

`As the majority of hobbyists must be aware, most of you steal your software. Hardware must be paid for, but software...

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Quote about Computers, Complexity

`Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor...

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Quote about Internet, Computers and Democracy

`The Goliath of totalitarianism will be brought down by the David of the microchip.` - Ronald...

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Quote about Loans, Infidelity and Farts

`Myspace friends don`t borrow money and not give it back. Myspace friends will not try to bone your lady... and...

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