Top Crime jokes

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Jay Leno: Drunken Heckler

After making his first "Tonight Show" appearance in 1977, Jay Leno continued to perform at comedy clubs around America....

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Joke about Crime, Drinking and DUI

A police officer pulls over a man who had been weaving in and out of...

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Craig Ferguson jokes about minister wearing a skirt

"Here’s what caught my eye today: A Tennessee minister was arrested for being drunk, high, and for wearing a skirt.

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Burglar gets a beating

"Get this," said a guy to his friend, "last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my...

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Joke about George W. Bush, Jokes and Funny

`President Bush had kind of a embarrassing moment on his taxes [in 2006]. Under dependents he listed Scooter Libby,...

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Lindsay Lohan: "drugs weren't mine.."

"Good news today: Lindsay Lohan, it turns out, is innocent. She told Billy Bush of `Access Hollywood,` in an e-mail, that...

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Joke about Jokes, Funny and One-Liners

`Cheney says he loves California - out here the rich and famous can shoot people and get away with it.` - Jay...

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Lindsay Lohan's father / cocaine joke

Lindsay got her second DUI in two months today. When they took her in, they also found a small amount of cocaine on her,...

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Joke about Jokes, Funny and One-Liners

`The Republicans say the raid [on the office of Louisiana Congressman, William Jefferson after he was videotaped accepting...

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Corot: Forgeries

Jean Baptiste Camille Corot ranks among the greatest victims of forgery in the history of art. It has been said that...

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