Top Funny jokes

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2 men & a woman on an island...

A Ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of...

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A dwarf gets on an elevator..

One day a dwarf gets on an elevator. As the door starts to close, a hand comes in and stops it.

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A pastor visits Tony in the hospital

Tony was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to...

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Girls Night Out - Cemetery Wreath

Two women friends had gone for a girl`s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had...

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Joke about Oral Sex, Limericks and Sex

There once was a man from St. Rose,
Whose love life was so full of woes:
He`d go down,...

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Brad Pitt butt naked

"Yeah, I saw the Brad Pitt pictures. He`s butt naked smoking a cigarette. And the cigarette`s bigger." -- Keenan...

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Bette Midler: Bette`s Breasts

"Got myself a little mail scale, the kind they weigh postage and cocaine on," Bette Midler once reported. "Unhooked my...

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Jay Leno: Drunken Heckler

After making his first "Tonight Show" appearance in 1977, Jay Leno continued to perform at comedy clubs around America....

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Why did Mexico send no one to the '84 Olympics?

Because every Mexican who could run, jump or swim was already in California!

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2,000 pound bombs...

"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don`t know anything about explosives,...

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