Top Funny quotes
Title | Teaser | Author | Views | Rating |
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| a classic speech opener from David Niven | "Tonight I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor`s fifth husband. I know what to do but how do I make it interesting?" -- David... | root | 216 | |
| Barack Obama: Funny campaign speech | “A state senate seat in the area where I lived opened up and some people I knew in the community got involved and asked me... | root | 608 | |
| Bret Michaels on his penis | "I`m not going to put John Holmes out of business, but I`m above average. I measured it, just to make sure I wasn`t lying... | root | 411 | |
| Kate Beckinsale asks Hugh Jackman about her nipples | “Are my puppy’s noses popping out?” -- Kate Beckinsale asking Van Helsing (2004) co-star Hugh Jackman if her nipples were visible while hanging upside down on the set “It’s being a good co-star.” -- Jackman, on tucking Kate’s ta-tas back inside her costume | root | 117 | |
| Mike Huckabee on the Confederate flag controversy | "If someone came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell them where to put the pole." -- Mike Huckabee,... | root | 113 | |
| John McCain on wasteful Congressional spending | "The president [George W | root | 89 | |
| Funny Richard Branson prank | "They stopped traffic on the M-25, there was a squadron of Torandoes [fighter jets] scrambled, they landed in a field,... | root | 86 | |
| Al Gore jokes about his future in the movies | "I just want to clarify: I have no plans to do a nude scene. I have no intention to do a nude scene. I | root | 74 | |
| Quote about Funny, Quips and One-Liners | `This administration is soaring, not sinking... they are re-arranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.` - Stephen... | Anonymous | 73 | |
| Cate Blanchett on her Galadriel action figure | “You know you’ve made it when you’re molded in plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls!” -- Cate Blanchett on her Galadriel action figure | root | 72 |
