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A dwarf gets on an elevator..

One day a dwarf gets on an elevator. As the door starts to close, a hand comes in and stops it.

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Sexual Content
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A pastor visits Tony in the hospital

Tony was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to...

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2 men & a woman on an island...

A Ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of...

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Girls Night Out - Cemetery Wreath

Two women friends had gone for a girl`s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had...

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Joke about Jokes, Funny and One-Liners

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"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" - 2005-09-09

`[Male] inmates at the most secure prison in Vermont have won first prize at the Champlain Valley Fair [in Sept. 2005]...

Date:
01/01/2008
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Joke about Jokes, Funny and Puns

`A pharmacy was robbed yesterday, but all that was stolen was a carton of Viagra. The police are on the lookout for a...

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Joke about Saddam, Hussein and Saddam Hussein

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"The Daily Show"

`You`ve probably heard the news, unless you were in a hole, in which case, you were probably the guy we caught.` -...

Date:
01/01/2008
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Joke about Absurdity, Luck and Losers

`I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.` - Steven...

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Joke about Absurdity, Appliances and Jokes

`For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.` -...

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hotel bill dispute

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they`re...

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