Top Rated Quotes

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a classic speech opener from David Niven

"Tonight I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor`s fifth husband. I know what to do but how do I make it interesting?" -- David...

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In Jaunary 2001, Catherine Zeta-Jones scoffed at rumors that she would play a Bond girl in the next James Bond film....

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50 Cent on being shot

"My voice was completely different... But it's funny, this is the voice that everyone enjoys no

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A day in the life of an ear-wax remover

"Ear wax or cerumen is produced by everyone. I use a candle, which sucks the wax out from the ear. ... A lot of people...

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A former professor on Google's co-founders' visionary leadership

“Larry and Sergey [Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin] believe that if you try to get everybody on board it will...

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A former schoolmate on Osama bin Laden

“Osama was an honorable student. He kept to himself, but he was honest.

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A students & B students

"The A students work for the B students. The C students run the business. And the D students dedicate the buildings."...

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A teacher recalls Osama bin Laden

“A nice fellow and a good student. There were no problems with him... He was a quiet lad.

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A viewer complains about ANTM

“Dear Tyra: Last night’s episode of ‘Top Model’ was some serious bullsh*t. Don’t you ever again tease me with clips of...

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Adam Brody on being an intellectual

"I`m a fake intellectual. I`m not that well-read, which I`m insecure about since I`ve got the intellectual niche [as...

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